Plug and play: Big 3 engineer takes buyout, invents fuck machine

Published Feb. 10, 2010 at 5:00 a.m.
by Travis R. Wright. If the world's oldest profession is prostitution, our oldest pastime is masturbation. We get ourselves off with evolved efficiency. We do it with ease, we do it often, and no matter what we tell our lovers, we know there's no hand like our own. I'm not saying it's the most thrilling or rewarding met...


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